Would you eat human meat? Dream up whatever Donner party scenario you need to feel good about it. You’d die if you didn’t and they’re already dead and blah blah blah.

Now, what if it wasn’t a matter of life and death? What if some Rene Redzepi character just chef’d it up real good? I mean what if you knew it was delicious? 

Probably not. 

Ok, what about dog?